Contrarians Corner

Dear Readers, I am going to re-start and continue sending my messages, comments and information as I used to do while being an active member of NFFE (National Federation of Federal Employees).

While I will honor the truth, hopefully nobody will be offended, because I have built the reputation of daring to comment regarding subjects not expected to be approved by everyone.

My background is in the field of Life Sciences and I consider myself as being a good Toxicology Technician with large experience in the testing of pharmaceuticals and their effects on humans and domestic animals, experimental implant of the artificial heart, testing for malaria curative elements and many more research and development essays/projects.

Another duty that was willed to me, while working for the private industries as well as for the Federal Government which was the counseling of difficult cases in which the persons in question were so irregular that including lack of knowledge, poor manners, and and all the goodies one can negatively have, they become an impossibility to deal with.

One old guy, who's behavior was unbearable, was sent to me as the last resort. I did my best to be polite and accommodating I had to recieve insult after insult; such as, Who in the f. are you to counsel me? etc.

So I deided to tell the preson that I did not have any interest in talking with him and that I was only complying with my duties. I sort of begged him to give me a chance to at least converse about his problems. After a while, he agreed to it and I started by asking him about his home life, to which he explained to me that his children were horrible, his wife was a bitch, and that he had to travel for hours in the company of smelly people to come to work.

After asking more questions and receiving negative answers, accompanied by more insults, I told him the following:

"I am very concerned about your unhappiness and your poor luck you are having in your home as well as in your job and that in order to end our meeting I was going to ask him final questions:

So I asked him if he smoked, the answer was no
If he drank, the answer was no
If he used illegal drugs, the answer was no followed by "Who in the F___ are you to aks me such questions?

I told him. I asked you such questions in order to give you my counseling that was:

"After listening about all your unhappiness and lack of fortune, what I have to say to you is the following: "You'd be better off if you became a drunk or a drug addict because as it is, you are the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen in muy life. Furthermore, you will do a favor to humanity if you take a gun and blow your brians."

After exchanging more insults he told me that he was going to report me, to which I told him "Do you think that anyone will believe you?" and I let it go at that.

The result will amaze you. He turned into a very kind, loving, rational human being and started talking with his peers and even asked me, or invited me, for lunch.

After such episode I decided to end my counseling duties.

More little tales about our decaying education system in the future. And I remind you that the my writtings go by the title of

THE CONTRARIANS CORNER

Alejandro "EL CONDOR" Arce